Everything Has Teeth

Contains the Splatterpunk Award-winning story The Tipping Point.

A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. Twisted new spins on the legends of John Henry and Humpty Dumpty. The all-time worst bathtub in which to bathe a child. The inconvenience of finding a dead Bigfoot in your yard.

These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes several macabre tales written just for these bloody audiobook.

Table of contents:

• The Tipping Point
• Nails
• Stumps
• John Henry, The Steel Drivin' Man
• Fair Trade
• Chiggers
• Cry
• The Fierce Stabbing and Subsequent Post-Death Vengeance of Scooter Brown
• It's Bath Time!
• Alien Face
• Apocalypse of the Yard Gnome
• Dead Bigfoot on the Lawn
• Gross-Out: The Return
• Deformed Son
• The Origin of Slashy
• Secret Message (Decoded)
• The Sentient Cherry Cola That Tried to Destroy the World
• The Eggman Falleth
• The Story of My First Kiss
• Dad (A True Story)
• Bad Bratwurst